Aftermarket
Turtle Wax
Play in front of you. From Above hazards cannot hit you. You can have only one Aftermarket. Playing another replaces it.
“Whatever they drop slides right off.”
- Kind
- Aftermarket
- Colour
- From Above · cyan
- In the deck
- 2 cards
How it plays
Turtle Wax is an Aftermarket card. It goes in front of you and stays there, and it stops matching threats automatically — without costing you a card from your hand. You may have only one Aftermarket at a time; playing another replaces it.
When to use it
Standing defense is worth more than a Save when the table keeps aiming the same colour at you, because it never runs out. The catch is Impound, which discards it, and the one-at-a-time limit: committing to Turtle Wax means giving up cover everywhere else.